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Scared Money: Super Bowl 60 Edition

PSA: This is your last chance to bring your family into the sweat. Read on to find out the best “first sweat” for newcomers. 

We've had some crazy parlays cash this season, and I hope you've had fun. But to be honest, this was never just about the money or the wins.

It was always about the fourth-quarter sweats that we made along the way. So to those of you who messaged me during the games and were sweating right there along with me. ILY! 

And I hope you're ready for one last sweaty hoorah (under $20 buckaroos)!!

Don't get scared now!

LX% of the Time, It Happens Every Time (+1700)

“60% of the time, it happens every time.” That's our inspiration for this eight-leg parlay. 

Here are eight things that have happened 60% of the time every time during the regular season. (OK, I said 60, but these vary between 58.8%-64.7%, because nothing divides evenly into 17! F*ck off, nerd).

• Drake Maye has thrown an INT in 10/17 games

• Sam Darnold has thrown for 240 or more passing yards in 11/17 games

• Jaxon Smith-Njigba has scored a TD in 10/17 games

• Stefon Diggs has caught four or more receptions in 11/17 games

• Drake Maye has had five or more rush attempts in 11/17 games

• AJ Barner has caught three or more receptions in 10/17 games

• Seattle has allowed 15 or more points to opponents in 10/17 games

• New England has allowed 19 or more points to opponents in 10/17 games 
   

THE LEGS:

• Drake Maye Interceptions Thrown 1+

• Sam Darnold Passing Yards 240+

• Jaxon Smith-Njigba ATD

• Stefon Diggs Receptions 4+

• Drake Maye Rushing Attempts 6+

• AJ Barner Receptions 3+

• NE Patriots: Total Team Points Over 14.5

• SEA Seahawks: Total Team Points Over 18.5

Also, if you prefer your sweats to be of the exotic variety, find Bad Bunny song count and other fun props here.

Fantasy Impact of New NFL HCs and Play Callers

Pencils down, everyone. Nothing else to do. All 10 NFL head coaching vacancies are filled. Seriously, there’s so much more to do, and it goes beyond those 10 teams with new HCs. There are seven more teams that have had some change to either the OC or offensive play caller. With only one of those teams with the same play caller—Joe Brady just moved up a chair in Buffalo—that’s still half the league that are changing the people pushing the buttons and dialing up plays every Sunday in the fall. Ian Hartitz took on the tall task to break down those teams with new people calling the shots on the field. One hire that has many people fired up is Mike McDaniel joining the Chargers:

“While McDaniel's passing game has a LOT of room to grow thanks to the natural talents of Justin Herbert, the run game is where we could really see some immediate fireworks. With all due respect to Greg Roman, McDaniel has largely done nothing other than enable lethal rushing attacks during his time in the NFL. It wouldn't be surprising to see high-end RB1-worthy production from Mr. Omarion Hampton as this offense's workhorse back.”

A big, speedy back in a McDaniel scheme? Sign us up! And with new head guys in Arizona and Las Vegas (going to be official after the Super Bowl), it’s time to start diving in to see if these changing of the play-calling guards can impact us in fantasy. Yes, we know all the Raiders and Brock Bowers fans are dreaming of the talented TE getting fed the same way Kubiak did Jaxon Smith-Njigba in his monster 2025 season. ⤵️

Around the Watercooler

The latest fantasy nuggets, silliness and NFL gossip from our merry band of football nerds.

🧨 More looking ahead to how the new coaches will bring more offensive fireworks for more fantasy points.

🤦 How did Justin Jefferson get to 1k this year? He doesn’t know either.

🏈 Will A.J. Brown get out of Philly? That’s the word on the street.

👀 It’s time to buy this second-year quarterback. Start sending out dynasty trades!

💰 We have 29 potential cap casualties this offseason. Who’s most likely to get cut?

😎 JSN is happy to have helped fantasy managers in 2025. More on Sunday?

5️⃣ T-Mac shares his WR Top 5. How long before he’s in it?

🍀 Nice reflection on what got the Patriots to the Super Bowl. Even some luck.

👀 Drake Maye running more? Things to keep an eye on this Sunday.

🤩 Top 10 of the latest NFL Mock Draft. Where’s Jeremiyah Love going?

🔲 Fill in your Super Bowl squares on Sunday.