QB Streamers For The Desperate

Great matchups ...

With only Aaron Rodgers and Cam Ward on bye, it should theoretically be smooth sailing for most at QB…

“Yeah, right” - Lamar Jackson and Jacoby Brissett managers

Because no one wants to play “Joe Fagnano” (I sincerely apologize for continuing to put your name in scare quotes, Joe, but I can’t help myself) or “Gardner Minshew” (there, I made it fair), let’s pinpoint two viable streaming options for Week 9:

Dolphins QB Malik Willis (available in 80+% of leagues)

Don’t look now, but the Miami offense is starting to wake up over the last three games (23.7 PPG, 62.7 plays/game), and Willis is averaging 20.8 PPG over that stretch.

Best of all—he gets a juicy matchup this week vs. the Lions, who give up the biggest fantasy boost to opposing QBs (+6.6):

He might not be just a one-week rental, either. The next three matchups:

  • IND (+1.5)

  • BUF (+1.7)

  • NYJ (+0.8)

Seahawks QB Sam Darnold (available in 50+% of leagues)

In more shallow leagues, though, I definitely would scoop up Darnold.

He gets the second-best matchup for all QBs vs. a hapless Cardinals defense, who is almost as bad as the Lions vs. signal-callers:

The only concern here is that they smash (11.5-point home favorites) and don’t have to throw a ton.

But even if they establish the run in the second half, I think Darnold will cook enough early to help the streamers out there.

If you have the luxury of stashing a QB, as opposed to streaming, there is one interesting name to consider. Scroll down to the “Waiver Wire Roundup” in this week’s Utilization Report …

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Around the Watercooler

The latest fantasy and NFL gossip, news, memes and more from your favorite football nerds …

🤔 Is a rookie RB emerging? Or will a trade squash his role?

👑 Things have changed for a star RB. Time to sell?

🎯 A down week knocked down this WR’s trade stock. Buy low?

🪓 If Bijan Robinson is available … see how much FAAB you have left.

🚀 After a big Week 8, Mike Washington’s dynasty stock soared.

🐧 Preseason favorite got some momentum. Waddle into the end zone again?

🏈 A QB prone to sacks, and Chase Young on the D-line is a recipe for …

💔 A lost season for Jeremiyah Love. He’s out for 4+ weeks.

💸 C.J. Stroud turned down a big contract. Here’s why …

🤿 Deep-ball artist hauled in a big gain. Is another coming this week?

⚙️ The Week 9 squeaky wheel? Sounds like it.

💥 Be patient with this Round 2 RB. Big games are coming.

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Upgrades In The Week 9 Rankings: Freedman’s Faves

It’s Week 9, and we’re into November. Can you sense the fantasy playoffs are approaching? That means Freedman’s Favorites become even more important weekly must-read material. We’re going position by position as our resident “wet blanket” reveals his favorite plays, as well as the top players in his fantasy football rankings. Let’s get into it:

Week 9 Receiver Score: Sell High On Tee Higgins?

Boy do fantasy managers who have Tee Higgins on their rosters love what he’s doing. He’s second in receiving yards at 726, and is fourth overall by averaging 19.9 PPR points. Not bad for someone who’s supposed to be Robin to Ja’Marr Chase’s Batman. The question is: Can he maintain a WR1 level of play?

Zain Dhanani conquers whether it’s time to sell high or stand pat with Higgins and so much more in the Week 9 edition of Receiver Score. ⤵️

Week 9 Guillotine Leagues™ Waiver Wire Targets 

Ready to make the HARDER decisions on your Guillotine LeaguesTM roster? Marcas Grant and Tipp Major cut it up over the Guillotine waiver wire and so much more. Please subscribe to the CHOP Podcast YouTube channel.

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