It's Cutting Season

Spring Reset

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Fantasy

Around the Watercooler

Your favorite football nerds is back and bringing you the latest news, content and memes from the NFL universe …

🏈 One of the top NFC West contenders for the Seahawks. The offense is golden.

💪 Don’t be afraid to pick up veterans in dynasty. Old guys rule.

🦁 The TE7 may be a bargain, because of a high-powered offense.

🍀 Some leaguemates may call it lucky. You’ll know better.

⭐️ This QB is projected to be top 5 in passing yards and TDs. Put a star next to his name.

🛠️ This RB has so many tools. Doesn’t look like a Day 3 pick.

👀 Keep tabs on the Konami Code QBs. Remember this Fab 5.

This Bill Is Coming Due

Ah, we remember the training camp hype of 2025, when Jacory Croskey-Merritt was going to remind people of Clinton Portis 2004. Bill came up a bit short, do you think? Now we’re looking at a crowded backfield with Rachaad White possibly working in on passing downs and rookie Kaytron Allen looking for any opportunity behind them.

The dreaded possibility of an RB committee relegates Bill to appearing in this week’s ADP Risers and Fallers feature, where Adam Pfeifer looks at players who are on the move in Underdog best ball drafts over the past week.

Seahawks Preview: Loaded for a Repeat Run

Let’s remember for a second that a year ago the over/under win total for the Seahawks was 8.5. Some may say they outperformed that number by, like, A LOT. We’ll leave out who might have predicted that they were going to go under that total. What Ian Hartitz is doing here is launching his annual Team Preview series with the Super Bowl champs, with quick and fun sidebar features on skill position players and their fantasy outlook for the coming season. Ian starts with an overview of the roster:

While key contributors like OC Klint Kubiak, RB Kenneth Walker, EDGE Boya Mafe and S Coby Bryant will be missed, Sam Darnold should still have plenty of firepower on offense after the front office managed to bring back Rashid Shaheed in free agency and used their first-round pick on Notre Dame RB Jadarian Price.

Throw in a pair of top-100 draft pick additions to the secondary, and this (again) looks like one of the more complete rosters in football. ⤵️